Ever Look At Your College’s Website?

You head down memory lane, surfing around to see which pictures are still up, which professors are still around, which fellow students still haven’t graudated (etc), when suddenly you get sidetracked by your name.

[my name
B.A. ENC
English/Education

Recalling his experiences in a World Literature course at ENC, Henry prepares to lead his high school students on “Dante’s whirlwind tour through hell.” Henry reports a questionable work ethic in the age group, but relents, “I love them anyway.”

When the hell did I have this conversation? And with who? Of course it SOUNDS like something I would say, and I’m sure I have said it, but how did t wind up on the English Dept page?

My fame knows no bounds . . .